What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

Goldfinger

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are your thoughts on Italian nationalist poet Gabriele D'Annunzio, who was the subject of the documentary "Fiume o morte!"?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How can someone express their love for a guy without using words? What are some actions that can convey love and care?